Leader of the opposition David Cameron has been reprimanded for displaying lewd and outrageous behaviour during a 'light-hearted' interview on Absolute Radio. He was asked what he thought of the social networking website Twitter and responded that he'd "never f****** heard of it" and that social networking "is a pile of s*** anyway."

The remark was greeted with raucous laughter in the studio, with host Christian O'Connell saying: 'That's fantastic.' It appears however that this only served to embolden Mr Cameron, whereupon he continued, "And don't get me started on the general public who use these websites either. They're a bunch of complete and utter w******. They don't wash, they are vulgar and uneducated and probably think that the Eton Wall Game is some competition that 'brickies' f****** play."

"They should start teaching these little jerks Latin in primary school. Reading "De Bello Gallico" would knock a bit of sense into these blighters. What these pasty little oiks also need is a good bloody kicking. And preferably where the sun don't shine."

When the leader of the opposition was finally asked, "Mr. Cameron, do you still believe in 'hugging a hoodie'?" the Conservative leader responded by saying:

"No, I don't. Fuck 'em."