The glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan has confirmed that will she stand for the seat of Luton South at the next election. The sitting MP, Margaret Moran who was criticised for claiming dry rot treatment at her Southampton home on expenses will not be standing for re-election.

Explaining why she was standing, Jordan claimed "I always 'ad a fondness for Lu'ton Airpor', and since my childhood I always 'oped that I might one day get the chance to become a Lu'on MP. In fact in me early modelin' days a lot of photographers used to say a me, 'You know what Katie, you ought become an MP, you'd be so good at giving something back to a communi'y.' And I fink they were righ'."

It has been revealed that a fondness amongst celebrities for the charms of Lu'on Airpor' has sparked a rush of famous people wanting to stand. Esther Rantzen has already confirmed that she is standing. Susan Boyle from 'Britain's got Tacky' is also considering standing. And in a shock announcement tonight it has been revealed that the entire girl band, 'Girls Aloud' will try to squeeze in on a 'joint ticket.'

When asked what he thought of the line-up, a local Luton South resident, Gary Tossley,  said, "Cor, that Jordan, I wouldn't mind taking a look at her manifesto."